Making Dick Pics Work for You in 3 Easy Steps — Dating is nearly impossible these days — you have a great connection with a man and all of sudden he disappears. Or you do your detective work and find out he’s married. Better yet — sUrpRiSe! 📦 Check out my genitalia😵 … like it’s Christmas 🎄morning. But rather than sulk…

How to get the most out of your language lessons — I kid you not. Premium access to Pimsleur’s Ukrainian Level One course is free for the desktop or mobile app now and through December 31st, 2023 — but you MUST claim it by March 31st, 2023. And I’m here to walk you through all the features of the app. What is Pimsleur? It’s…

How to listen to Alexa commands from lost loved ones — Ladies and Gentlemen, you can also follow these instructions if you need proof your partner is cheating on you. It’s an awful feeling to lose or forget dear memories, especially if you don’t have media to jog your memory. Have you ever tried to recreate a moment in your mind…

A story about effort in love and the preservation of a memory — Sergey’s love languages were words and gifts. We met on Facebook Dating and it was instant. We talked for 25 hours on the phone the whole next week. He showed up with a dozen roses on our first date… and our second 💘 I had been with my boyfriend Sergey…

Why We Should Make This a Thing — Do you know what the #1 most common statement in men’s online dating profile bios is? Ask. Me. Anything. So why are we not asking for dick pics? Maybe because we received waaay too many without expecting it. Gross 🤢 And we’re traumatized. But it doesn’t mean we don’t want…

Music. Food. Neighborhoods. — Disclaimer: I have never been to Nashville, but I had to write this article as a sample for a job application. Why waste the research and writing? … Now I’m hungry and checking Expedia for flights to Nashville. haha! Here are the top three things to do in Nashville from someone who has never been to Nashville… Planning a trip to Nashville? There are three things you should…

Online dating isn’t easy. You match with a woman, write to her, and she never writes back. Or, she unmatches you with no explanation. Why bother matching in the first place, amirite? Well, the way most dating apps are set up, it’s possible to see only the main photo of…

#MaytheFourth — May the Fourth is here, so it’s time to pay homage to the epic world of Star Wars! Whether or not you’re a fan, I guarantee you recognize the distinctive, backward, proverb-like delivery of the character, Yoda. But what makes Yoda-speak so unique? Syntax. What is Syntax? Vocabulary, articulation/pronunciation, syntax, context, and other…

Making Alexa’s voice easier to understand — I work from home, so Alexa and I talk quite a bit. I frequently ask her about the time, the weather, and the news. I have her set timers, play music and podcasts, search for dictionary definitions, and recommend cooking times and temperatures. I ask her how to say phrases…